2024.04.28.
Maddow - Sam & Max vs. Banjo-Kazooie [Rap Battle of GAAA #30] dalszöveg fordítás angol nyelvre
Translation
Sam & Max vs. Banjo-Kazooie [Rap Battle of GAAA #30]
Rap Battle of GAAA!
Sam and Max!
Vs.!
Banjo-Kazooie!
Go!
Sam:
This case is maybe the zaniest!
But this headline might be grisly to no one...
Your death classified as 'Miscellaneous'?
What a punchline from this grizzly who knows none!
Like that traveler whose ballads are a bad act,
You cannot pass without what you've stashed in your backpack!
Are you taking notes, other than the ones that you collect?
If I'm correct... you're her sidekick and she has you henpecked!
If Bird-Boy flies toward the sun, where is his costume?
The Children's feathers are Forgotten!
Max:
We've got him, Sam! Lock him in the closet with those thingummies!
Sam:
That's where his game was probably already packed up, little buddy!
Banjo:
...Huh? I nodded off, sorry, what were you sayin'?
I'm as captivated as your japes make me wakened!
Serve this sleuth one scaldin'-hot cauldron of truth,
As this battle was simply not tailored for suits!
Look at the size of that tie! What are you tryin' to hide though?
I'm a carefree Care Bear against this glorified Fido!
Needs to pack heat, as he's meek 'neath his sleeves!
He is niche, should be leashed! This freed beast has me peeved!
'The Hundred-Year-Old Virgin'? Hellooo? 'Gruntilda'?
Plays the policeperson, but this bird's such a pig-killer!
Your fam's damaged, Sam! That a rabid rabbit I see?
Someone call the ASPCA ASAP!
Max:
Sam musing always amuses me!
You rolling sounds like you're going through puberty!
My inventory stores what I need crucially!
Such a remarkable arsenal for you to bleed beautifully!
You are doomed! Your entrails will be festooned!
As I've invented better egestions from a restroom!
One life between two no-lifes sates me greatly!
And plainly, I could name thee 'Yooka' and 'Laylee'!
I'ma firin' my missiles! As president, your kith's officially fissile!
It's difficult to admit deficiency, is it?!
As you've seen, I believe in two things, but two is my limit!
Here's a THRASH!!! Here's a KA!!! LASH!!!
Just like in Smash, you're BASHED!!!
You're a flute to Tootie, with such youth cruelty!
Are you the only one viewing your sister as annuity?
Sam:
You're lackluster in this country, any one amongst hundreds!
You're up against two buds who both undid the undead!
There's a Jinjo genocide! And an ally who also died!
So yeah, play your banjo! You might feel better... inside!
Suppose Snow White relied on just Sleepy and Grumpy...
That could explain why you failed three times to stop Grunty!
Your fans want a remaster?
Max:
How original, isn't it?
Sam:
Too bad this happened after...
Sam/Max:
...we both finished the Internet!
Banjo:
You don't gel that well, from my perspective!
What did I expect from two defective detectives?
The one who's controlled's not the one who's extolled!
Whereas I go it alone with-
Kazooie:
Okay, this is getting old!
You need two wings, man, as things will get messy!
And footwork worthy of a Ballon d'Or, call me Messi!
Your deed? Find the easy key to breach this!
These conundrums puzzle policemen, but all we need are puzzle pieces!
QUESTION NUMBER ONE!!! Why do gamers go online to sites that provide a solution?
Ours to speedrun, yours from tension!
And if you kill the Net, you're prevented from your one source of income!
This leveret full of energy, too strenuous to wreck,
Expends in excess, until his friend has none left in his deck!
Enjoy your own remasters in HD resolution,
You're stuck with Ash's Pikachu... and no evolution!
Gruntilda:
Quit stealing my schtick! All of you make me sick!
I can't tell the difference, all your quips are odiferous!
It's time for this witch to make one last-ditch SWITCH!!!
Sam:
Hey, Max! I assume I'm a buffoon!
Why does every tune I croon send my friends to their doom?
Max:
Better than an unpleasant pheasant with a crestful of contempt,
Who flexes so she can deflect from her discontent!
Banjo:
Case closed! Speaking of cases,
This insecure cur is such a shameful shamus!
Kazooie:
Banjo, zip it! This is a trick so sadistic!
Even Mumbo isn't complicit with cryptids this cryptic!
Gruntilda:
Now you see what happens when you step to this witch?
You will-
Narrator:
In the meantime... away from that...
A not-so-mad scientist tinkered in his lab...
Bernard:
Done! I'm ready to travel through time and space!
Soon I'll see my mom fine and chaste!
I'm going to ba-
Narrator:
The magic of the witch had caused a shift...
Our friends were gripped by a temporal rift...
No one knew where they would drift...
But a fresh conflict would soon flip the script...
Horstachio:
Straight outta the garden, we're Los Bandidos Piñata!
Got a lotta candy, but you'll get nada!
Max:
WHAT?!?!
Pretztail:
I sense some corruption! The Sours covet inductees!
Think you're scrunkly, bunny? I don't trust those front teeth!
Max:
NO NEED FOR CONFETTI TO CREATE A DEMONSTRATION!!!
NOT JUST HERE THAT YOUR PATE WILL SATIATE THIS DEVASTATION!!!
YOU PONIES ARE PRETTY, BUT PRETTIER WHEN SPLIT APART!!!
THIS BATTLE'S PITIFUL, LIKE YOUR SHITTY RIPOFF OF MARIO KART!!!
Raz:
Seems simple-minded, his door's divided, most likely!
Left too much invited, hence the detritus in his psyche!
Time to deep dive! Let's go, Lili!
Why just a scalpel for this deed, when a spoon is all we need?
He knows his life's a lost cause!
Acts the slaughterer, but solitude makes him distraught!
He's more slovenly inside than outside his walls!
Death makes him laugh, so his end will be apt, from his head to his-
Sam:
PAUSE!!! I can't stand it...
You've been granted an advantage... but dammit, just why did Max vanish?
Kazooie:
Oh, he was weak! Just like you, you freak!
Now... who wants a piece of this beak?! I'm here all week!!!
Joanna Dark:
You endeavor for jests when you egg them and peck them,
Yet compel them, like eggs from your rectum!
It's said that the headless vessels tend to kick in,
Not like you use one when you run, chicken!
Wally:
Captain! We found some stowaways in the hold!
They were crying like you do around porcelain cups and bowls!
Guybrush:
Wow! These relics must have been sunken to oblivion!
I can stay for ten minutes, but these guys are Olympians!
'Banjo, the bear who can play the banjo!'
So? I can play banjo, but I don't play, Banjo!
And Sam, you steal from me? You really must be a pirate!
And any bum with no income should be welcome on Monkey Island!
Kongs:
MONKEY!!!
Donkey Kong:
The DK team is here, Konga Ooga for the banana!
Bongo Bongo! Kremlings and Tikis? DK Crew can't stand 'em!
Diddy Kong:
Diddy on jetpack!
Chunky Kong:
Chunky hungry for snack!
Kongs:
But your meanest is just peanuts to our DK Rap!
Chunky Kong:
Throw a boulder, smash you like mosquito!
...Where dog and bear go?
Banjo:
This used to be fun, but right now it's depressing...
Sam:
I agree, kid, this has gotten way too excessive...
Who won?
What the fuck happened?
You...
You decide!
Az előadó további dalszöveg fordításait megtalálhatod a következő linken: Maddow
Az oldalon található minden zeneszöveg magyar fordítás másként dalszöveg fordítás vagy lyrics fordítás csak személyes és oktatási célokra használható fel.
Minden dalszöveg tulajdon és szerzői joga a szerzőket vagy a szám tulajdonosait illeti.